Men

Women are assets to men. Statistically speaking, happily married men live longer and bring in more money than their peers.

I am an asset for a man.

I am loyal

I am trustworthy

I am funny

I like sports

I cook

I am financially thriving

Physically, I’m a solid 7 and look younger than my age

I currently satisfy all of my own needs and wants-

I pay my rent

I regularly purchase bright bouquets

I make myself laugh

I fund solo trips to Paris

I own a small machine that provides me with multiple O’s…multiple

I have no desire to woo a man

Gone are the days of finding worthiness under a man’s gaze.

I no longer hang on his every word praying he will ‘pick me’ as his forever passenger

I’m out here slaying dragons

Stand beside me. Take the sword from my hand. Bring me a blanket.

I want your company, your kisses and peace.

I respect you

I admire your insights

I worship you, because you are worship worthy

I’ve been the Sun chasing the Moon. Stars sparkle, but they don’t shine.

I thought I needed you, but I had an internal balancing mechanism hiding behind my belly button all along.

I’ll swing, you push.

Otherwise get off the playground because these thighs can pump themselves